JESUS: A visit from the chef? Wow! It’s my lucky day.
LAFAYETTE: I wanted to meet the sick fuck who ordered the veggie burger ..with bacon!
JESUS: [Laughs] I was just curious to see if you’d actually do it
LAFAYETTE: Boyfriend, for you I’d do all kinds of things against my better judgement.
JESUS: Ah, that’s why I come back. For the personal service.
LAFAYETTE: You don’t finish that, and you aint getting no dessert.
WE COULD’VE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (But Alan Ball had to be a dick)